These southern pimento cheese tea sandwiches are exactly the kind of thing an aunt like Linda would quietly set out at every church social, only to find the plates mysteriously empty before the first hymn even wrapped up. They’re simple, creamy, and unapologetically old-fashioned: sharp cheddar, jarred pimentos, and real mayonnaise on soft white sandwich bread, cut into tidy little triangles. Pimento cheese has deep roots in the American South, where it’s often called the “caviar of the South,” and this version leans into that classic church-basement style—no fancy extras, just a well-seasoned spread that tastes like it came from a worn index card in a family recipe box.
Serve these tea sandwiches well-chilled on a simple platter or in bakery boxes lined with parchment, just as you’d see at a potluck table. They pair nicely with crisp dill pickles, sliced fresh cucumbers, or a simple green salad to cut through the richness. Sweet tea or lemonade is the traditional Southern pairing, but they’re also excellent with iced coffee for a brunch spread. If you’re feeding a crowd, round out the table with deviled eggs, potato chips, and a fruit tray so people can graze between sandwiches.
Southern Pimento Cheese Tea Sandwiches
Servings: 24 small triangle sandwiches
Ingredients
8 oz sharp cheddar cheese, freshly shredded (about 2 packed cups)
4 oz extra-sharp cheddar cheese, freshly shredded (about 1 packed cup)
1 (4 oz) jar diced pimentos, drained well
3/4 cup full-fat mayonnaise (Duke’s if possible)
2 tbsp cream cheese, softened (optional but recommended for extra creaminess)
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp smoked paprika or regular paprika
1/4 tsp kosher salt, plus more to taste
1/4 tsp freshly ground black pepper
1–2 tsp juice from the pimento jar or milk (as needed to loosen the mixture)
16 slices very soft white sandwich bread (thin or “tea” sandwich style if available)
2–3 tbsp softened unsalted butter (for very thin spreading on the bread, optional)
Directions
In a medium mixing bowl, combine the freshly shredded sharp and extra-sharp cheddar cheeses. Using freshly shredded cheese (rather than pre-shredded) helps the mixture stay creamy instead of dry, which is part of that church-social charm.
Add the well-drained diced pimentos to the cheese. If they seem very wet, blot them with a paper towel first so the spread doesn’t become watery.
Stir in the mayonnaise and softened cream cheese (if using). Start with 3/4 cup mayonnaise; you can add a spoonful more later if you prefer a looser, creamier texture.
Season the mixture with garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, kosher salt, and black pepper. Mix thoroughly with a sturdy spoon or spatula until everything is evenly combined and the cheese is coated and starting to cling together.
Check the texture: the pimento cheese should be thick but spreadable. If it feels too stiff, add 1–2 teaspoons of the pimento jar juice or a splash of milk, stirring after each addition until it’s creamy but not runny. Taste and adjust salt and pepper as needed.
Cover the bowl and refrigerate the pimento cheese for at least 30 minutes, or up to 24 hours. This rest time allows the flavors to meld and the spread to firm up slightly, making it easier to assemble neat tea sandwiches.
When you’re ready to assemble, lay out the slices of soft white sandwich bread. If you want a more old-fashioned, tidy look, very lightly spread each slice with a whisper-thin layer of softened butter. This helps keep the bread from absorbing moisture and getting soggy, especially if the sandwiches will sit out at a social or in bakery boxes.
Give the chilled pimento cheese a quick stir. Using a butter knife or small offset spatula, spread a generous but even layer of pimento cheese over half of the bread slices, going all the way to the edges so every bite has filling.
Top each filled slice with a second slice of bread to make closed sandwiches. Press very gently to help the filling adhere, but don’t squash them; you want that creamy layer to peek out just slightly once they’re cut.
Using a long, sharp serrated knife, trim off the crusts from each sandwich to create clean, straight edges. Wipe the knife between cuts if needed to keep the sides neat.
Cut each crustless sandwich into 2 or 4 small triangles, depending on how dainty you’d like them. For a classic church-social look, cut each sandwich diagonally into 4 petite triangles so they’re easy to eat in one or two bites.
Arrange the triangles snugly in two cardboard bakery boxes or on platters lined with parchment paper, with the creamy pimento filling just visible at the edges. Cover and refrigerate until serving; they’re best served slightly chilled so they hold their shape on the potluck table.
Transport the sandwiches in their bakery boxes and keep them cool until you arrive at your gathering. Set them out just before people start to arrive—if Aunt Linda’s experience is any guide, they’ll be disappearing before anyone finishes the first hymn.
Variations & Tips
For a spicier version, add a pinch of cayenne pepper or a few dashes of hot sauce to the pimento cheese mixture. If you prefer a smoother, more spreadable filling (closer to a commercial pimento cheese), pulse half of the mixture a few times in a food processor, then fold it back into the remaining chunky half. To make them slightly lighter, you can replace a few tablespoons of mayonnaise with plain Greek yogurt, though the flavor will be less traditionally Southern. For a more robust, picnic-style sandwich, use soft whole-wheat or potato bread instead of white, and cut into rectangles instead of triangles. If you need to make these ahead for a big church social, mix the pimento cheese up to 2 days in advance and store it tightly covered in the refrigerator; assemble and cut the sandwiches the morning of your event to keep the bread soft and the edges tidy. You can also offer a small bowl of extra pimento cheese on the side with crackers for anyone who wants a bit more of that creamy, tangy filling.
